Alfred is Larry the Cucumber's butler and friend, though he also assists Larry-Boy in his crime-fighting efforts. He is a little eccentric, and spends most of his time on a wide variety of hobbies: mechanical engineering, nuclear medicine, horticulture, robotics, strategic defense initiatives ... you know, this and that. Alfred is an upstanding citizen, and volunteers at the Veggie Valley Grade School from time to time.

Alfred wishes that he himself could be a superhero, but he just doesn't look good in spandex. So, he lives vicariously through Larry-Boy, helping him out from the safety of the Larry-Cave.